✓Coca-Cola✓USMC Bad Ass✓Radio Host✓Producer✓Blogger✓Proud Father But I Cheat✓Black Women Are Beautiful But I Fuck Anything✓Lets Network!
The only thing missing from this stream of shite is the word "entrepreneur" which is banded around way too much for my linking.
It makes me angry but i'll move on...unfortunately this moron will always be a moron.
This post is officially the headquarters of the Ministry of Bullshit, Twitter Biography Division. If you've seen a particularly moronic twitter biography share it with us! Feel free to name and shame, i wont stop you from linking to the bio :D