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Cowabunga Miliband Bros

Just watched TMNT and i recommend the Miliband Brothers get a copy, they could learn a lot from Leo and Raph. I am tempted to assign the other characters, but i am exercising editorial restraint :D


Ed Miliband...the Labor Partie's;

Leonardo -->


The younger of the two brothers. He tries to take on his brother, and gains a short term personal win, but at his brothers expense. Its not until its almost too late that he realises that bro business comes before turtle business, which in fact makes them stronger as a turtle team, and the turtle business benefits as a result. As a team they rip the baddies a new ass hole, and vow never to fight again.
David Miliband...the Labor Partie's'

Raphael -->

 
Being the older of the two, Splinter expects him to lead the team of ninja turtles. After having a crisis of confidence he is sent away to a far away forest to learn the error of his ways. He comes back to the sewers to join his family, only to betrayed by Leo *naughty Leo*. Raphael's mistake was thinking that he was better than his bro. He is the natural choice for leader, but will only be ready when he recognises the skill of his bro turtles.